i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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