And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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