The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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