I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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