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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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