It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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