no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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