so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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