planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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