Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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