after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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