okay pat passed out under dana's car
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
