Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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