Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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