He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
