Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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