That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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