I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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