my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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