my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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