so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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