walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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