ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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