i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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