Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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