He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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