Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You smell like stripper and shame
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Randomize
