i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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