Whod you bang
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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