the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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