Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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