my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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