Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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