The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Michael Bay diarrhea
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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