I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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