sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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