Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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