I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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