Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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