WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Randomize
