i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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