I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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