i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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