If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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