i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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