his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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