dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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