how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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