just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just cut my nipple shaving
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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