do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You are the jesus of drinking
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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